Vídeo: Era uma vez um mundo WOKE

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Hi there I’m you’re very attractive I mean I’m not objectifying you in any way not that hello is necessarily your traditional greeting I’m not racist I’m not sexist I promise you I’m not sex RAC is that a straight white male no it can’t be we we killed them all hey how

You doing sorry I just arrived from that time machine over there uh I came from 2015 I was hoping you guys had the time on you or if you just had some food it’s okay we don’t eat food anymore it’s very offensive yeah we just have solid love

It’s 100% glutenfree Halal kosher dairy free biodynamic solar powered carbon neutral and all the colors of the rainbow yeah yeah nah look I’m going to pass on that um why are you both wearing black it’s not black it’s africanamerican okay so what are your names then we don’t have names anymore

They cause discrimination where just prescribed numbers at Birth and many people were offended if their number was too high or was bad luck according to their religion yeah so we all became number one it’s wonderful yeah no no that sounds horrible actually um she’s not used to men

Disagreeing with her why what what is she going to do arrest me well actually yes there’s a 20year jail sentence for disagreeing with a woman and 30 years if she’s a privileged white woman with a Blog and for both of you we no longer use the terms he or she we’re all equal

I beg your forgiveness oh great number one I’m not sexist I’m not I’m not sexist I’m not sexist I’m not sexist I’m not I’m I’m not I’m I’m not so no one has free speech anymore either oh My Buddha Al vishu Tumbl Google God no of course we have free

Speech we just have to thank the traditional owners of the oxygen every 5 minutes which reminds me it’s it’s 5 3 oh great dinosaurs we send out thanks for this precious air we so selfishly breathe okay what so your God is a a dinosaur no we were all gods well legally Mark

Zuckerberg made himself Our God the kids even go to school of course they do but only for three days of the year all other days are religious holidays and on those three days we are told how beautiful we are yeah oh but if by the age of 16 you’re still a straight white

Male we will kill you brutally what sort of perverse leader made all these laws we have no leader we simply have an equality guidance counselor they are the true number one but were originally born Mohammad Smith Chang Steinberg Patel volov um they were also 4 years old Your Leader

Is four 4 years old yes and if you have a problem with that you are an agis and to protect this Utopia we live in agism results in in the death penalty rid yourself of the evils of the past and join us join us become number one with

Us oh join us I’m not join join us join us I’m not sexist by the way what’s the date it’s the 18th of January 2016 w