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Aiden with an i and Aiden with why you two are going to love this place my mom used to take me here when I was a kid God go they sure have a lot of books what did I say about using the G word just because we’re not in homeschool
Doesn’t mean we can cuss like a drunk and filthy pirate sh oh right we have to talk quietly in the library why are there rainbows everywhere are they remembering the flood yeah something like that it’s the person who sh to a a boy or girl that’s obviously
A librarian sweetie let’s go find the story time area this place sure has changed a lot since I was here I must children thank goodness that isn’t happening today I think this is the reading area what’s that pull for it doesn’t seem to have any structural purpose whatsoever you know
What that’s enough story time today let’s go over here excuse me ma’am I mean sorry uh I mean librarian yes how can I help you hi we’re looking for you know normal kid books like the stuff I used to love when I was a kid do you have anything like
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we don’t carry that offensive trash on our shelves that would be on our band books list band why would they be band well Charlie in the Chocolate Factory is
Fat phobic Dr Seuss was a racist and Harry Potter is banned because the author is Wizard and Witchcraft are demonic I’m with you on that one we’ll be getting new copies of the others once the ministry of Truth changes the offensive language oh and we also have a list of B
People whatever I’m just looking for something appropriate and fun for the kids is there anything could recommend of course what are your names I’m a with an i and I’m a it with a Y and what are your pronouns well we’ve learned in h school that pronouns are words that take
The place of nouns or noun phrases oh no no no no no no I mean what are your personal pronouns the ones you use to identify yourself I Me Mine never mind what kind of books do you like to read I like books for voice no no no no no no
No no no no no no we don’t limit our books to two genders having a boy section and a girl section wouldn’t be inclusive enough inclusive inclusive of what all the other genders I like reading that biology where are those books no no no no no no no no no no no
I’m afraid those are kept in our Restricted Section restricted why the content was deemed potentially harmful for kids what whatever is there just anything good that you could recommend how about this one it’s called how to transition your gender it provides step-by-step instructions on how to turn yourself into any one of the
473 currently known genders I just thought of another one 474 no no more gender stuff it’s just a little surgery that’s it we’re leaving gosh darn it whoa mom just swore there’s also this book on puberty Blockers wait hold up there excuse me ma’am we got a call about a disturbance in the area there’s an adult librarian in there telling kids there are 473 genders it’s actually is 474 and you’re under arrest for being a domestic terrorist